landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via roaminromans)

5354e:

reading really nsfw fanfics like

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(via toshiko-sato)

corphlsh:

kitten360:

im serious. its 2014. dont bring back façade

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(Source: 0391, via ashgaytchum)

eggtragedy:

why are straight people… like that

(via vanilllabear)

reifaun:

"youll grow out of that anime phase dont worry" *looks into the camera like on the office*

(Source: reifaun, via legoleglesslegolas)

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

fuck babies
  • me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: oh right
  • me: *plays music*

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brotherwife:

grounds for an exorcism

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket, via enerds)

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"