cashier: that’ll be $4.20
"youll grow out of that anime phase dont worry" *looks into the camera like on the office*
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall