httydfangirl13:

how to hug someone

  • lean in close
  • wrap your arms around them
  • move your lips toward the ear gently
  • and whisper 
  • HEIL HYDRA
kawrous:

benedict cumberbatch visits the beach

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r, via 22-jumpstreet)

ifollowfantasticblogs:

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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thats not proper form

(Source: surprisebitch, via mermaidzita)

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via trsandrko4ever)

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

fuckingtomatoes:

Accurate representation of tumblr right now:

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(via awesome-4-life)

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

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rhydonmyhardon:

wen u go hte macdanlods n ate teh cheekun nouggats n fri

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(via buikkake)